Ha, that's pretty cool.
I didn't make one because they didn't want me because I'm not from the US (boo hoo!). For a moment, I considered making one in which I wine about that for two minutes straight and tell them that a kitty died because they wouldn't allow me to enter. But then I got stubborn and decided if they don't want me, I don't want them. *huff*
(That last thought lasted for about 2 seconds, by the way...)